July 2003
THROWING MY TOUPEE INTO THE RING
David — Sun, 07/06/2003 - 1:27am
My fellow Californians today I am officially a candidate for Governor.
Who is David Apollonia Feldman? He is a middle of the road anarchist who believes George Bush should be thrown out of office immediately so he can better focus on his reelection.
David Herbert Walker Feldman is a devoted family man who only goes to hookers who look exactly like his wife.
You want smaller government. I won't even show up to work.
