David Feldman Comedy

Thanks for making my new book on parenting, "Dr. James Dobson Just Firebombed Our Abortion Clinic, So Now What?" such a huge success.

Traveling the country promoting the book I've discovered that today's parents put far too much pressure on their children to succeed. So I'd like to repeat something mother always said, "I don't care what you do with your life. So long as it makes me happy."

Savor each moment because kids grow way too fast. Unless you keep them on a strict, high carb diet low in essential nutrients.