June 2005
RATINGS, RATINGS, RATINGS
David — Thu, 06/23/2005 - 3:27pm
"Sorry to break in Brenda, but we have a high speed mouse chase on the 405..."
HERE WE GO AGAIN
David — Wed, 06/22/2005 - 8:11pm
"Florida Governor Jeb Bush has reopened the Terri Schiavo case by asking a prosecutor to review a perceived delay by her husband in seeking medical help after her collapse 15 years ago."
June 22, 2004
Vermont Guardian
FOLLOW THE MONEY: DEEP THROAT SELLS MOVIE RIGHTS FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS
David — Fri, 06/17/2005 - 3:02am
SENATE CONFIRMS PRYOR<BR>For 11th U.S. Chitlin Circuit Court of Appeals
David — Fri, 06/10/2005 - 12:28pm
MARK TWAIN'S DECAYING CORPSE SERVES<BR> AS UNDERSTUDY FOR HAL HOLBROOK
David — Fri, 06/10/2005 - 11:48am
PHOTO: Via New York Times
DEEP THROAT WITH HIS DAUGHTER VEINEY THROAT AND GRANDSON STREP
David — Thu, 06/09/2005 - 11:37pm
PHOTO: Via Yahoo
THE TRUE BELEEVOORZ
"Now you be nice Mr. Radiator...Mr. Glad-a-door...Mr. Gradiator...SHMOIKLE!"
"Now you be nice Mr. Radiator...Mr. Glad-a-door...Mr. Gradiator...SHMOIKLE!"
COAST GUARD INTERCEPTS CUBANS IN FLOATING TAXI
David — Wed, 06/08/2005 - 7:34pm
"This is Gloria Estefan reminding you to buckle up otherwise the rhythm is going to get you."
COMING SOON:
David — Wed, 06/08/2005 - 1:38am
"Now you be nice Mr. Radiator...Mr. Glad-a-door...Mr. Gradiator...SHMOIKLE!"
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IN AMERICA<BR>TO SEEK FUNDING FOR HIS<BR>LOW BUDGET COMING OF AGE INDIE
David — Tue, 06/07/2005 - 10:11pm
MORE LEGAL WOES FOR RUSSELL CROWE TOM CRUISE NOW PARAGON OF STABILITY
David — Tue, 06/07/2005 - 5:19am
PHOTO VIA: AP Lawyers for senior al-Qaida suspect Abu Farraj al-Libbi say they now plan to press charges against Crowe for an incident involving two paperweights and a Brandy Alexander six months ago at the Jallalabad Sheraton.
MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T ABBREVIATE "BANGLADESH"
David — Mon, 06/06/2005 - 11:08pm
I SWEAR, ALL I ADDED WAS THE RED ARROW
BARBARA BUSH JOINS PEACE CORPS
David — Mon, 06/06/2005 - 9:36am
Photo is doctored. The Bush twins are in Washington right now being treated for Gonorrhea of the throat.
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY JOHN W. SNOW <BR>STILL BLAMES 9/11 FOR HIS WIFE LEAVING HIM
David — Mon, 06/06/2005 - 4:03am
FEDERALIST PAPERS SAY NOTHING ABOUT<BR>SEPARATION OF BLACK MASS AND STATE
David — Sat, 06/04/2005 - 5:13pm
FIRST TWIN BARBARA BUSH<br>JOINS THE PEACE CORPS
David — Fri, 06/03/2005 - 12:04am
Photo doctored.
Face it, the only starving person Barbara Bush ever met was Jenna.
DEEP THROAT REVEALED: <br>VETERAN MOVIE STAR KIRK DOUGLAS
David — Wed, 06/01/2005 - 5:18pm
I AM SPARTACUS
Photo via: New York Times
Actually this is Mark Felt who looks more like "Deep Voice Box."
Are you sure this guy wasn't the source on Teapot Dome?
It's a sad, sad, sad day when Deep Throat has trouble swallowing.
Thirty years ago he broke Watergate. Now all he breaks is a hip.
So how did he get the nickname "Deep Throat?" Turns out his clitoris was located in the same exact spot as Linda Lovelace's.
I LIKE THIS ONE:
Brevard Woman Kills Intruder Who Broke Into Her Home
The Associated Press
INDIALANTIC, Fla. - A 64-year-old woman fatally shot an intruder who broke into her home. Judith Kuntz was awakened by the sound of breaking glass late Sunday. She fired her revolver from about a distance of about 10 feet as the intruder entered her bedroom.
I AM BATMAN!
David — Wed, 06/01/2005 - 3:03pm
President Bush had dinner last night at Colin Powell's place. I wonder if they served crow.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY IMPOTENT WHEN...
David — Wed, 06/01/2005 - 3:39am
Tomorrow I'll show you my monogrammed pump.
