August 2005
"China will soon have its own version of the extremely capitalist reality TV show "The Apprentice," according to a news report."
--Associated Press
FIRST DOVE NOW NIKE
David — Fri, 08/19/2005 - 3:23am
PORTLAND, Ore. -- Large women, who are also being called "real people," are gracing the ads of companies selling everything from tuna to cellulite cream. Nike Inc., the world's largest maker of athletic shoes, has jumped on the bandwagon with a campaign featuring close-ups of "big butts" and "thunder thighs."
--A.P.
MADONNA FALLS OFF HER WHORSE SAYS FROM NOW ON THE WHORSE RIDES HER
David — Wed, 08/17/2005 - 1:21am
NEIGHBORS MISTAKE CLANGOROUS SCREAMS OF PAIN FOR RECORDING SESSION 
Shatters Tibia, Fibula and Labia.
AFTER MONTHS OF DELAY<BR>MOSUL FINALLY HOLDS ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE
David — Thu, 08/11/2005 - 6:19pm
TOMMY LEE GETS TESTED<FOR HEPATITIS NBC
David — Tue, 08/09/2005 - 10:43pm
THAT'S SOME COARSE LOAD
If you want to be a role model for the kids you have to be able to take a little needling.
A-BOMB CELEBRATES 60TH
David — Fri, 08/05/2005 - 5:23pm
I always thought Truman looked a little too happy that day.
NOW IT CAN BE TOLD: WHO REALLY CAPTURED SADDAM
David — Wed, 08/03/2005 - 4:07am
"You are like so over dude."
BACK TO MY VACATION
David — Mon, 08/01/2005 - 9:24pm
David Feldman seen here after Jet Blue lost his luggage and he decided to use the cash reimbursement for a Vietnamese body wax.
David is on vacation.
David — Mon, 08/01/2005 - 7:42pm
So David did Conan (his show) last night and claims he's currently 'on vacation' which is probably a euphemism for 'hospitalization', so in his absence, here's a 'greatest hits' entry from Dave's webmaster, me.
SAUDI ARABIA'S KING FAHD DEAD 500 MILLION GALLONS OF UNTAPPED OIL RESERVES DISCOVERED WHILE BURYING HIM
David — Mon, 08/01/2005 - 3:44pm
Piece of crap King Fahd pictured here. President Bush orders flags to be lower and the price of gas to be higher. The Feldman family wishes to extend its condolences to King Fahd's wives his date raping sons as well as his bottle blonde European meth whores. Well now he's somewhere a little cooler than Saudi Arabia. Hell. Dead at 84. It makes you realize how long life really is.
