August 2006
WITH MEREDITH AND STAR GONE, THE GIRLS FROM THE VIEW START AUDITIONS FOR ONE MORE PIG
David — Thu, 08/31/2006 - 3:51pm
YES, I'M A GEENYUS
David — Wed, 08/30/2006 - 1:20am
I TOOK SOME PICTURES LAST NIGHT AT THE EMMYS
David — Mon, 08/28/2006 - 8:11pm
Nobody's sure if it was their 400th or 405th neck job that resulted in Joan and Melissa looking like this whenever they breathe.
Disney head Robert Iger waiting for his Karr to arrive.
Always a good sport, Jaime Pressley stayed on the red carpet posing in the blazing Hollywood sun for the paparazzi until they never wanted to take her picture again.
Doctors can only treat Howie Mandel's O.C.D. by making it so people would rather die than shake his hands.
Joan Collins not looking a day over dead, and there's Julia Louise Dreyfuss dragging her fat ass, husband Brad Hall.
Catching the reflection in his Emmy, Actor Jeremy Piven is reminded of why he will never be cast in anything other than comedy.
Only until you get up real close to Producer Brian Grazer can you appreciate how perfectly the hair matches his hands.
To celebrate the long overdue demise of shlockmeister Aaron Spelling, two and a half of Charlie's Angels reunited to recall those wonderful moments when Aaron would corner them in their trailers and seductively coo threats to play ball, or else, underneath his rancid, stale pipe breath.
This is the lovely Ivana Trump(left) caught in mid stroke after sucking on a mint despite her plastic surgeon's repeated warnings. And for someone who hates the sun as much as Keifer Sutherland does, you'd think he would have remembered his shades.
PRESIDENT BUSH UNVEILS GAS RELIEF
David — Thu, 08/24/2006 - 3:04am
STARE AT THE INNER CIRCLE FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND THINK OF JELLO
David — Wed, 08/23/2006 - 4:00am
YOU HAVE TO STARE REAL HARD, AND GIVE IT THIRTY SECONDS, TRUST ME THIS IS SO WORTH IT.
GEORGE BUSH ENTERS A BLUE STATE
David — Wed, 08/23/2006 - 1:30am
THE INTERNATIONAL FEDERATION OF COMPETITIVE PURGING
David — Sun, 08/20/2006 - 6:16pm
CHECK THESE LINKS OUT...
David — Sun, 08/20/2006 - 6:12pm
ASSFACE SPENT ALL DAY DOWNLOADING BUKAKE BECAUSE HOW COULD ANYONE FIRE ASSFACE?
David — Mon, 08/14/2006 - 10:39pm
THE 700 CLUB GETS ANOTHER DOOOOOOOSH BAG
David — Sat, 08/12/2006 - 12:03am
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THIS SITE COULDN'T GET ANY DUMBER...
David — Fri, 08/11/2006 - 5:48pm
This is our Video Blog on the plight of Christians in Nepal...
CLICK THESE WORDS TO VIEW
FROM JOMENTUM TO NOMENTUM
David — Thu, 08/10/2006 - 10:54pm
SENATOR LIEBERMAN EXCLAIMS, "NEVER SAY JOE"
CLICK THESE WORDS RIGHT HERE TO LISTEN TO JOE
GUEST VIDEO FROM: ERIK PASSOJA
David — Thu, 08/10/2006 - 8:13pm
This being summer, we like to highlight young and upcoming movie makers we're threatened by:
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE DIET COKE WITH MENTOS?
David — Wed, 08/02/2006 - 11:04pm
What happens when you combine Diet Coke and Mentos?
CLICK THESE WORDS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
My old friend Wiley wrote and directed this, I love this, take a look:
http://www.abwer.com/Images/Interview.html
