August 2007

LARRY CRAIG AND THE SINGING SENATORS RECORDED LIVE

David — Wed, 08/29/2007 - 10:57pm

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I JUST LOST TWENTY POUNDS DOING LARRY CRAIG!!!

David — Wed, 08/29/2007 - 4:18pm

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LARRY CRAIG'S PROBLEMS STARTED BACK IN '82

David — Tue, 08/28/2007 - 11:36pm

Craig seen here during gayer times as one of Washington's "Singing Senators."

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DENNIS HASTERT LOSES 25 POUNDS ON LARRY CRAIG

David — Mon, 08/27/2007 - 9:09pm

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BILL KRISTOL'S NEW MOVIE, "KRISTOL NIGHT ON MAIN STREET"

David — Mon, 08/27/2007 - 8:17pm

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ALBERTO GONZALES RESIGNS

David — Mon, 08/27/2007 - 12:51pm

Alberto Gonzales and Jenna Bush seen here during happier times.

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I WONDER IF I CAN USE MY SENIOR DISCOUNT AT SHOW WORLD?

David — Sun, 08/26/2007 - 8:18pm

"A new study shows that many seniors are engaging in oral sex way into their 70's."

--New York Times
The oral sex actually starts in their 60's, they don't climax until much, much later.
Technically it's not oral sex. Grandma just spits on her napkin and then rubs until it's clean.

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PEOPLE ON WHOM I WISH SHINGLES, PART 3,657

David — Sun, 08/26/2007 - 7:51pm

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David — Sun, 08/26/2007 - 1:10pm

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DR. FELDMAN WILL SEE YOU NOW

David — Sat, 08/25/2007 - 4:18pm

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JENNA BUSH TO OFFER HOOF IN MARRIAGE

David — Sun, 08/19/2007 - 3:43pm

First Sow Jenna Bush will return from active duty in Iraq to marry Henry Hager a Republican ass wipe. The couple is registered at Liquor Barn. Hager currently attends business school at the University of Virginia majoring in world domination through corporate welfare. Last year he spent time in El Salvador assisting itinerant migrant workers by not spitting on them. The couple met while Hager was working as an assistant to Karl Rove killing small puppies. We wish them hell.

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HURRICANE DEAN PICKING UP STEAM OVER OCEAN'S ELEVEN

David — Sun, 08/19/2007 - 1:03pm

Hurricane Dean is set to hit Jamaica later today. If you think Dean is creepy, wait till Hurricane Sammy strikes. The eye of that storm is comprised entirely of glass. Bad times for the Caribbean still reeling from last week's Hurricane Frank. While Frank was essentially benign it tended to hover and occasionally shout, "Hurricane Jilly! Kill!"
Dean is also expected to hit Texas, so President Bush took pre-emptive measures Saturday by ordering FEMA to figure out how exactly the slow federal response can be pinned on Nancy Pelosi.