David Feldman Comedy

Condoleezza Rice announced today that she has no plans to run as vice president insisting she’ll be too busy overseeing detention camps after Commander Cheney cancels November and declares martial law.
Rice made the comments in New York where she was launching her new unisex hair salon with Al Sharpton.
Asked if he’d consider tapping Rice as vice president John McCain said, “Hell, I’ll tap her right now as secretary of state.”

Dear Jenny,
I don't believe I'm making fun of eating disorders. I believe I'm attacking Ann Coulter, who I pray every day is suffering from bulimia and anorexia, as well as back pain and migraines.

I'm always amazed that people blame me for some harmless jokes. Why don't you complain to Calvin Klein or Vogue or Billy Bob Thornton-- the people who cause eating disorders.

I'm sorry I offended you. I'm willing to accept the blame because I believe in personal responsibility. Personal responsibility is also the reason I eat when I'm hungry.

Everyone knows in America you don't confuse Osama with Obama. You're supposed to confuse Osama with Saddam Hussein.

NBC shocked that someone said a bad thing about a Clinton. Shocked! Simply shocked!