First Sow Jenna Bush will return from active duty in Iraq to marry Henry Hager a Republican ass wipe.  The couple is registered at Liquor Barn. Hager currently attends business school at the University of Virginia majoring in world domination through corporate welfare. Last year he spent time in El Salvador assisting itinerant migrant workers by not spitting on them. The couple met while Hager was working as an assistant to Karl Rove killing small puppies. We wish them hell.