Clorox just dropped Glenn Beck for calling Obama racist. You know you're screwed when even the people telling us to separate the whites hate you

Pastor Urges Congregation To Bring Guns To Church

When it comes to loving a woman’s tan lines Republican Governor Mark Sanford prefers a Venezuelan Landing Strip over the Appalachian Trail... Venezuela? Apparently he has no problem shipping our Blow Jobs overseas as well... Sanford's wife must have known something was up, because when he went missing police issued an Amber Frey alert... Turns out Sanford's mistress was named Elizabeth. Right before he climaxed Sanford liked to scream, "I'm coming Elizabeth."

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