PUNCHLINE
David — Sat, 01/29/2005 - 7:51am
SAN FRANCISCO PUNCHLINE
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 12th
TWO SHOWS: 9 AND 11
COLIN POWELL'S REPLACEMENT
David — Sat, 01/29/2005 - 2:09am
I'm in a really foul mood today. We just got back from couples therapy, and it turns our my wife has been faking my orgasms.
AND THE WINNER IS...HALLIBURTON
David — Fri, 01/28/2005 - 2:17am
MY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Kids, the more I read, the more I discover how little I have left to learn. In fact, three more books and you know what? I may be done.
HEY JUDGE, ORDERING A SALAD ONCE IN A WHILE IS ALSO PRO LIFE
David — Thu, 01/27/2005 - 2:26am
This is Supreme Court Justice Scalia who in 2000 stopped the counting of votes and apparently calories.
"Order in the Court."
"I'll have the lobster with a side of lobster."
